I saw this on ThinkGeek, and how could I not want them?
Rational: I bake excellent cookies, so this would be far more useful than either the Titanium Spork, or LOLMagnetz, or the Jolly Roger Toast Stamp, or…well, pretty much anything else in their kitchen section.2
Alas, they are sold out, scheduled to return in mid-December.
But, hey! Now you know what to get me for Agnostica!