BOOTSY: Yo, it’s pettin’ time. Hook me up.1
ME: No honey, I’m working.
BOOTSY: Ok, cool. Imma roll around in this patch of sunlight for a few minutes. Don’t mind me.
ME: Thanks for understanding.
BOOTSY: No problem. It’s been seconds since I’ve slept; I’m exhausted. I’ll just chill over here for a while.
LESSON: Not all cats are created equal.
- “Pettin’ time” is like Hammertime, but without the parachute pants. [↩]