Writing with Cats: Episode Three

Bootsy knows how to relax

BOOTSY: Yo, it’s pettin’ time.  Hook me up.1

ME: No honey, I’m working.

BOOTSY: Ok, cool. Imma roll around in this patch of sunlight for a few minutes. Don’t mind me.

ME: Thanks for understanding.

BOOTSY: No problem. It’s been seconds since I’ve slept; I’m exhausted. I’ll just chill over here for a while.

ME: Awesome.

LESSON: Not all cats are created equal.

  1. “Pettin’ time” is like Hammertime, but without the parachute pants. []