MERLYN: It’s snuggle time!
ME: No honey, I’m working.
MERLYN: I’ll just sit behind you on this chair.
ME: Sure, that’s fine.
MERLYN: And nudge you with my head.
ME: Kinda disruptive…
MERLYN: Now I’ll sit in front of the monitor and nuzzle your chin.
ME: Uh, I can’t see.
MERLYN: My face is now in your face! Like my tail?
HEADLINE: Aspiring author dies of cat love asphyxiation.