Writing with Cats: Episode One
LYDIA: You’re just sitting there.
ME: No honey, I’m working.
LYDIA: It looks boring.
ME: I’m writing a story. Go play with a mousie or something.
LYDIA: I know! I’ll bring you the mousie and climb your leg, that way we’re both playing!
ME: Ow! Motherfu– [/end transmission]
