I saw this on ThinkGeek, and how could I not want them?
They’re officially called Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters, though there’s nothing particularly manly about them. I think they could easily serve as gender neutral breads if one so desired. ((And I so desire.))
Rational: I bake excellent cookies, so this would be far more useful than either the Titanium Spork, or LOLMagnetz, or the Jolly Roger Toast Stamp, or…well, pretty much anything else in their kitchen section. ((Though the Labcutter Science Cookie Cutters are also kind of cool.))
Alas, they are sold out, scheduled to return in mid-December.
But, hey! Now you know what to get me for Agnostica!